28th-1st July
STEBBS
this was the weekend of the cheesegrater tour, two gigs in one weekend...amazing! friday started with an early journey into norwich where i met up with sweet, roo, greg and the mustard bandits....we bought loadsa booze and i purchased a pipe to blow bubbles out of, don't know why really it just seemed like a good idea at the time. Then we left off for Brooke(?) to prepare for the gig, we all got mightily drunk and sat around drinking aftershock through my aforementioned pipe. then me n sweet tried to join the scouts, which was fun. the first 2 bands played (moondolly and lizzies peaks) and then me and roo took to the stage to perform with the musical genius of cheesegrater, i downed bout 12 shots of aftershock onstage out of the bottle...it was the blue one, and then we peformed a few scrumpys songs halfway through our set, bailey is a fisherman and nerd rock i think but i cant really remember. Then we left the stage, i presume, coz i cant remember anything else but i woke in the morning at dan harveys house covered in lard and with a broken hairband in my pocket(?????) oh well never mind, saturday cheesegrater played a festival thing in banham which sucked, so we got wankered and tossed about onstage, roo didnt drum, i just cudnt be arsed to sing properly and was in hysterics for most the set. then i got more drunk and danced for two hours to this drum and bass dj, flap your tits, swing your dick.......luvly jubbly....ummm dunno what happened on sunday, i was probably hung ova...oh yeah we went to pulham music day and me and sweet got captured by these old people who locked us in their house and made us eat cheese and crackers, then larry n kerry came to rescue us and got trapped too, then we went to the pub and played pool....the end
**** out of 5, coz i travelled lots and got pissed, but not the perfect weekend coz i didnt get with beana
SWEET
my memories of this weekend are minimal, as allways. started off in norwich, with greggy roops and stubbs, then bumped into dan ryan and ben, stebbs bought a pipe, protein drinks and fat fast powder, we all bought lots of beer and lard, among other things. we saw a nun with a dog and a dinosaur. i think. we missed 3 buses, caught the forth, funny bus journey, even though i got the fucking job of looking after the beer and alcohol with quiet ryan from mustardo bandito's. got drunk by like 5 o'clock, on er, san miguel, stoned by 6 o'colock, then walked passed a primary school with pierced bogey and me with a huge bottle of beer and red eye, got a few strange looks. more beer, after that my memories fade. i remember drinking on stage while cheesegrater were playing, and stebbs doing shots of after shock through a pipe! lad! oh and gary being sick in the park, and dom getting a mullet cut on stage! wot a night! saturday........oh yeh, wils party, not bad, got quite drunk, and managed not to get stoned at a bungay party! pretty dull actually, should have gone to banham, bah, oh well. sunday, ah yes thats right, pulham music day. lots of fun! even though i lost my phone, (if anyone happens to have a phone which isnt theres) got trapped in a quaint country cottage with stebbs, larryssa and kerry. a mad old lady gave us lots of food and drink, i suspected foul play, so escaped. erm, drunk vodka, more beer, fairly blurry after that!
****out of 5, friday and sunday were great but saturday kind of let the weekend down.
ROO
friday i bunked off my last lessons at school to go into norwich and rehearse at brooke. Unfotunately that idea fell through as soon as I met up with the other lads. Instead of catching the bus we went on a little shopping trip where weightgain drinks, cheap videos, lard, bishops finger, san miguel, a pipe, bubble mixture and cds were purchased........nice. After missing a shitload of buses we finally got on the bus.......about three hours later than i had planned! The journey was hillarious! Me,Stebbs,Ryan,Ben,Dan and Greg were being right loud on the bus and spoke to loads of random people about the gig and shit whist heavily consuming protein drinks. Eventually we arrived at our destination and it was time to get pissed! But first I had learn cheesegrater's set for i was standing in for an absent al. after a while i couldnt be arsed to learn the drums and instead just improvised theem whilst drinking a bottle of adnams and holding Stebbs's pipe in my mouth. after the cheese set things start to get a little hazy. i remeber the mustard Bandits ruling and therte being a lot of lard around. oh yeah and Dan eating some. also I remeber dom getting a mullet hacked onstage........nice! after wandering around for a while wondering where i was gonna sleep bailey gave me an Stebbs a lift to Dans. after waiting for a while in the rain dan arrived and we were saved from sleeping rough. we got in andot stoned. then we went to sleep. woke up thhe next day and missed our traing because a bus driver needed a shit or something (nevermind). the next train we got on didnt stop in diss like we had first thought and me and stebbs were left stranded in ipswich. plus i thought i had left my phone on the train, which pissed me right off! finally we got to diss and then to banham. after playing a jazz set with al,Kieron,jamie will I was accused of busting some guys snare drum but luckily i left before he could get the money off me. After dancing like a twat for a while some weird townie came up to us and told us that he was the king of banham and that we were in his hood and that he drove a BMW and then he tried to get into a fight with Carla but then his friends showed up and took him away. where? Well i guess we'll never know. then me stebbs,bailey,greg and london will broke into banham zoo where we got chassed by some security guys in a car for a while........which was nice. finally got back to stebbs and slept or something. sunday went to pulham and got pissed. went to my old house with a few people where i bumped into my old next door neighbour and stole her weed. left there went to carlas for a bit then slept at giggsd house where we ate shitloads of pizza, got more drunk and had sex.......only kidding. im not that sort of guy and neither is giggs. on monday i had a few beers with giggs then ste gave us a lift to norwich. we went to the big W an dargos and then i popped intoo school for a bit. then I left.
****out of 5 cos i didnt shag giggs but i did get right pissed a lot
21st-23rd June
STEBBS
well, i guess I'll kick this page off then since no-one else has bothered to do anything yet (apart from sweetpea uploading an animation of a dancing midget onto the page), this weekend started with a trip to the ferry boat and some hardcore ale drinking...and thats all i can remember really, not really a very interesting night in general coz i was a scrumpy out of place, alone without another scrumpy! But the other peeps were cool neways! then on sat it was claire and hannahs party, so more real ale drinking and then some semi-nude footballing with roo, greg and scarfy followed by bout 2 hours of drunken guitar playing and many other japes that i cant remember...oh yeah and roo got covered in clingfilm when he passed out! umm....i got lovin too! yay!.....spent the next day hungover in harleston with roo n scott...invented a new game called JUBBA JUBBA......very fun!
*** out of five coz I didnt have enough drink related injuries
SWEET
not a bad weekend, cant remember much, so i must of had fun! oh yeh thats right, i went to the crossways on friday, to make a change, got quite drunk, bah, nohing fun really, roo and benae scrumpy were there too, i think. oh shit, i remember what happened, me and roo got well caned in scole! yeh that was fun, and then i at in he pub, drank and smiled a lot!ah saturday, the twins prty, a little more fun, got v.drunk, v.stoned, smoke boxed their green house and living room, while watchin the labyrinth. oh yeh and i threw up a shit load of melon in her bath! ha ha! sunday, hmm, got hoe and ment to go to mendham, but fell asleep till 6 pm.
****out of five, cause i got very caned but not quite drunk enough for the full five stars
ROO
Friday I travelled to the place of dreams also known as the Scole Crossways with Sweety Scrumpy, Benae Scrumpy, (apparently), Kerry, Larrysa, Bogey, Big G and probably some other people where I got stupidly stoned with old sweaty balls. When we got back into the pub everyone in hysterics. That sent me chuckling! Then kerry and Larrysa started talking dirty to me and I nearly died with laughter. Twas well god and i was well turned on, very enjoyable.
Saturday.........and a house party, hooray!! It was the twins and surprise surprise i got wasted and surprise surprise I puked! And surprise surprise i got naked! first the getting wasted; I took advantage of the bin full of complimentary cider and the free martini watermelonthat was on offer. Then I started smoking. Lots of weed and solid joints and then a dose of the David Bowie film The Labyrinth. Followed by..............Puking!!! Before all of this malarky I had been getting naked. It started off with a harmless game of trouserless football with scarfey, greg, stebbs and thats it. But then it got nasty. somehow i lost my boxers! anybody know how.........maybe I got loving.
**** out of 5 becausei puked and got naked
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