Formed after just another typical night of liver and lung abuse, The Scrumpys are fast gaining a reputation as, erm, talentless pissheads. But comically entertaining pissheads...
Here is a biography so you guys can learn more about these potential legends of the local scene (or just look at our pics to see if we were the drunks who stole your garden gnomes)
NAME: Benae
Epiphone Les Paul custom, ebony black body with gold hardware.
Hey guys, add your stuff too!
well until the others add something, i'd just like to say:
Stebbs (vocals, guitar)- member of cheesegrater, emo kid, smells funny, his parents love me more than him (suckers!) Was also in vietnam with me, but wussed out. Everyone knows i killed more gooks, americans and civilians than him. But to be fair he beat me on the prostitute count, and has the diseases to prove it...
Sweetpea (err... guitar, chick magnet)- Smooth with "the ladies", this fine outstanding young man is mostly responsible for da female fanbase the scrumpys have thus far gained (all 4 of them). Oh, and he let me pass out on his couch after Bogey's partae so he is definately cool.
Roo (drummer, potential cross-dresser)- Hey, if you ever feel like spending a night laughing your ass off for no reason whatsoever and fighting off the inevitable munchies by watching hours and hours of the A-Team, then Roo is da man! Loves cider, the smell of clean clothes and non-romantic walks in the park.
WRITE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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